Big Brother Quotes

Big Brother 6 - Science

'D'ya get me?'

'I'm not gonna be intimidated by you Roberto, cos I'm not intimidated by you, Roberto. D'ya get me?'

'I'll say what I like. Cos it's free speech innit. D'ya get me?'

'I'm from the ghetto. D'ya get me?'

'I'm not a violent person. I didn't mean to throw the bin at Maxwell. It slipped out my hands. D'ya get me?'

'When I don't eat I get grumpy. D'ya get me?'

'If I want to cook a chicken, I'll cook a chjicken d'ya get me!'

'Tweedle dumb, tweedle dee and tweedle twat'

'He's a carebear gone wrong'

'Science speaks from the heart.'

'You're not having a bath. You're standing in a bin looking like a idiot.'

''how can we ration when people aren't being rational?!''

'I may be only 5ft 8in, but I have the spirit of a giant'

'''Power To The People'''

'''Citizen Science man dat's who i am!'''

'''Science cannot be contained'''

'''You lot are idiots'''

'I'm from the Ghetto and yes I live with my mum.'

'Easy tiger HAHA d'ya get me man'

'Empower yourself'

''I don't wanna talk to your face anyway. Especially in the morning when you wake up and you haven't put your eyebrows on''

'Ahh Mr Moth, you dont want to move and i respect your wishes!'

Big Brother 5

Victor - "Kitten's as shaky as Rik Waller doing the Riverdance on a three-legged stool"

Ahmed - "I am not a sandwich"

Dan - "Where's the Trifle Marco, oh it's on your head"

BB - "Would all housemates return to the sofa's"

Stuart - "Does that mean everyone?"

Victor - "Dan sits on more fences than Worzel Gummidge"

Stuart - ".... errrrhm........ errrhhm .... its like... ...dunno"

Jason - "What these little cats, these domesticated felines don't know is there are some jungle cats in here playing the game."

Michelle (reading Big Brother instructions) "Big Brother will let you back into the house at their discretion."

Emma "What does that mean?" 

Michelle "It means that Big Brother will let us back into the house at their discretion."

Victor "Everyone's calling each other chicken. It like old Mcdonalds farm in here" <cluck cluck>

Marco "Do you think she's transexual?" 

Kitten "Which one?"

Dan "Don't interupt a gangster when he's having a s***"

BB "Shell, you need to get kitten off the roof"

Shell "How, Shall I use the hosepipe?"

Dan "If I walk on that I'll go down like a granny on a frosty morning"

Victor "This is Victor, please send in the busty standby"

Jason "I would like to nominate Dan, aka Gandalf the Gay"

Stuart "I don't have a beef with anyone, no beef, I just can't start making beef up"

Dan "Any further back in the closet and he'd be in f**king Narnia!"

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